The end
Everybody, I would just like to take the time to point out that I am no longer a student. That’s right, I’M DONE UNIVERSITY, and have no plans of ever returning to the academic world and the student life. Who wants to join me for a ceremonial burning of my class notes? Marshmallows will be included, since I’m sure they’ll taste good when roasted over a stack of strategy or business law papers…
