Sometimes, online shopping is so much more enjoyable than shopping in the real world. In the real world, you have to roam the entire store for styles that interest you, claw through tightly packed racks to find your size, and hunt down a sales girl to unlock the fitting room (featuring unflattering lighting and a mirror that makes you instantly look five sizes larger than usual). You are also subjected to loud and obnoxious music, loud and obnoxious teenagers, and ridiculous store policies.
Online shopping instantly eliminates everything that is annoying about real-world shopping, particularly the unflattering mirrors. Online shopping also makes it very easy to lose track of the number of shoes you’ve just added to the cart…
